Don't Compliment Me Unless You're My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Top

Ever heard this statement?

"Oh, I was just TRYING to be nice."

Well guess what? We don't want you to be nice. We don't want you to call us 'Gorgeous, handsome, beautiful, pretty lady, hottie, sexy" nor do we want you to admire certain parts of our bodies or outfit. We just want you to LEAVE US ALONE because we are madly in love and can't even fake the energy to accept your gross compliment anymore.

Thanks, and you can go shave your back now. Bye Jason...